The Weird Wide Web.

Well, well, well, it seems in my early fifties my dream finally came true: I've become a kind of sex symbol! Woohoo!

According to Blogger, I've been receiving visitors directed here from the “geile-porno-filme-kaufen.com” website. It's far from a deluge, but it's better than nothing.

The blurb Google returns reads:

“Geile Porno Filme kaufen. Jeden Tag gibt es eine Vielzahl an geilen neuen Pornos – Diese können bequem online angesehen oder bestellt werden!”

Had I been forewarned of my new status, perhaps I would have dyed my hair and prepared something. As things turned out, I’m afraid I have nothing to offer in the way of “Pornos”, “geilen” or otherwise.

Sorry!