Tuesday 7 September 2021

Wear your War Paint and Fight for Gender Equality!


As a good male identitarian Leftist you are intent on promoting gender equality, breaking stereotypes, combating toxic masculinity. You may – or may not, who knows – read learned journals on that subject, but you certainly read columnists in the left-leaning press promoting third wave feminism; and you certainly watch and agree wholeheartedly and applaud that kind of highly-educated, upper-middle-class feminists’ interventions on TV debate shows and then support them in subsequent Twitter battles to the death.

In other words, as good ally of women, you do your bit for the revolution, but want to do more. And you are searching for other means to contribute.

Well, I have good news for you. Search no more. Kirstie Clements, columnist for The New Daily, shows the way:
Designers at the pointy end of fashion continue to explore traditional gender constructs and remove the distinctions …

Clements explains: they “remove distinctions on … menswear and womenswear”!

Transgress boundaries! Get yourself some “mid-calf pink sheath dresses”, no doubt expensive, like the ones Marc Jacobs wears with great aplomb, or an elaborate gown like the one Lil Nas X wore at the 2021 BET Awards, or the sublime – sublime! – lace skirt Harry Styles wore for the cover of Vogue USA.

That is how you can fight for gender equality.

There is even a make-up range from Chanel, no less, so you can fight revolutionary battles, looking fab as you hide your expression lines (something English-speaking, highly-educated, ageing, relatively affluent, upper-middle-class identitarian Leftists could really use).

Then you are ready to try a full-body Brazilian wax.

Image Credits:
[A] War Paint. Pink lipstick. [A] Author: Jen. Date: 12 November 2011. Source: WikiMedia. File licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license. Trust me, my using the file does not suggest anybody endorses me or my usage of said file 😆

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