Capitalism in crisis? Never! Things are getting better and better.
Don’t believe me?
For one, Trump now is defending Clinton.
In the aftermath of the Christchurch mosques massacre committed by an Australian white supremacist and Islamophobe, Donald “Sexual Assaulter” Trump’s son, Junior, defends “Crooked Hillary” Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea. Don Jr. and Democratic luminary Bill De Blasio demonstrate their anti-Islamophobic, anti-misogynistic, and anti-racist credentials -- by bullying some brown/black Muslim women who dared to react against Clinton’s smearing of Ilhan Omar.
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Young Brazilian slaves, witnessing their masters’ frequent bickering, often felt tempted to take sides. Older and wiser slaves would stop them with these words: “They are white and understand each other”.
I think we workers -- regardless of race, gender, religion, sexual preferences, age -- have a thing or two to learn from those slaves.
Another useful expression comes from Oz. In our characteristically subtle and classy way, we working class Aussies describe De Blasio, Junior and Clinton thus: “The same shit from different piles”.
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New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern wants a military-grade weapons ban, much like the one Australia adopted. In response, Kiwis rushed to buy weapons while they still can:
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Will the “(white) working class” never learn?
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Moroccan model Imane Fadil, key prosecutorial witness in the trial of Silvio Berlusconi, died on March 1. Fadil had claimed she had been poisoned. Toxicological tests, however, could not identify the substance allegedly causing her death (conclusive evidence that (1) there was a highly sophisticated poison, undetectable by conventional means, (2) Berlusconi had nothing to do with it, and (3) only the KGB could have provided it).
Top-secret documents leaked to the Gordian Shtraya from a Five Eyes secret conference reveal that exhaustive investigations, conducted by MI6 agents Austin Powers and Johnny English, confirmed what we all suspected: without a shadow of a doubt, Putin was behind Fadil’s death.
He may have also caused the blackout in Venezuela, prompting Nicolás Maduro to falsely accuse the saintly Yanks.
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